The Santa Barbara Today-Examiner lives ringingly up to its proud name. This dauntless new information outlet carries forward the grand tradition of thoroughly misinforming a public hungry for news that may or may not be true and very probably isn’t. We like to think of our content as useful Misinformation—as opposed to DISinformation, which seeks to elevate its diabolical sponsors through a program of deliberate obfuscation, intermingled with peroration, perturbation, and a spoonful of calumny [as Mary Poppins might have sung if she were more learned and/or obfuscatory].
Our society’s deepest and most meaningful concerns are reflected in the electronic flapdoodle on which we ruinously while away our fleeting Time on Earth. The Santa Barbara Today-Examiner is determined to top the list of historic distractions that one day will be rightly said to have brought Western Culture low. Grab a cup of whatnot, heave a sigh of disappointment, and…enjoy.
— The Publisher and Editor and So On