Sophisticated SB city folk are charmed by the Good Land's olde worlde ways.
Nonagenarian nemeses Mother Stearns and Mary See will duke it out for SB confectionary market dominance.
Santa Barbara's glowing exterior masks deep civic infection and runaway proliferation of SUVs. White ones.
Delicate discussions with city officials have not slowed the dropping off of brats by downtown shoppers.
Cycling enthusiasts are living out their Tour de Fantasies at the public's expense, disgruntled locals claim